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⚡ BREAKING: PENDLETEES ARE COMING⚡ LIMITED UNITS. 6-DAY ORDER WINDOW. THEN THEY'RE GONE FOREVER.⚡ YOUR WARDROBE IS MALNOURISHED⚡ OUR JOURNALISTS HAVEN'T SLEPT IN WEEKS. THIS WILL HELP.⚡ TAKE ONE. TAKE ALL OF THEM.⚡ DEVELOPING: DROP WINDOW CLOSES IN 6 DAYS⚡ SOURCES CONFIRM: THESE GO EXTREMELY HARD⚡ BREAKING: PENDLETEES ARE COMING⚡ LIMITED UNITS. 6-DAY ORDER WINDOW. THEN THEY'RE GONE FOREVER.⚡ YOUR WARDROBE IS MALNOURISHED⚡ OUR JOURNALISTS HAVEN'T SLEPT IN WEEKS. THIS WILL HELP.⚡ TAKE ONE. TAKE ALL OF THEM.⚡ DEVELOPING: DROP WINDOW CLOSES IN 6 DAYS⚡ SOURCES CONFIRM: THESE GO EXTREMELY HARD
[ BREAKING ]
PENDLETEES ARE COMING.
Limited units. 6-day order window.
Then they're gone forever.
Your wardrobe is malnourished.
Desperately in need of tees.
Take one.
Take all of them.
Our journalists haven't slept in weeks.
This will help.
ORDER WINDOW CLOSES IN:
04
DAYS
14
HRS
08
MINS
32
SECS
Original artwork. MS Paint. 2026.
[ ARTIST PROFILE ]
THIS WAS MADE IN MICROSOFT PAINT.
Channel Nein can confirm that all artwork for this drop was created entirely in Microsoft Paint using a trackpad by Melbourne-based artist Mikeyangelo. No Photoshop. No Illustrator. No Mouse.
No Worries.
[ SIZE GUIDE ]
SIZING GUIDE (CM)
| SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HALF CHEST | 49 | 52 | 55 | 58 | 61 | 64 | 67 |
| BODY LENGTH | 68 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 | 82 |
| SLEEVE LENGTH | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
Boxy, regular fit. Measurements are garment dimensions, not body.